Marine Layer Abductions
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“Anything Nick Carroll Can Do On A 9’8”, I Can Do On A 7’6!”: Reviewing A Tommy Peterson ‘Fireball’ At Long Reef Bombora
*Catching waves not included*
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John John quits 2025 tour, Gabriel Medina says “I will come join a surf trip with you”
John John Florence has quit the tour for 2025 telling fans “I’ve decided to focus on surfing in a different way” and “the idea of creatively pushing my surfing as far as possible is really exciting.” He also said the ocean is big and “there are so many different types of waves to explore.” Medina,…
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Kelly Slater Salutes 62-Year-Old “Average Aussie Grandpa” After He Gets Insane Tube
Just Aussie tings… Australia is home to many bizarre-ities. From blue ringed octopi to lizard-like creatures sunning themselves at Bondi (after slathering themselves in oil), there are all sorts of things that leave the rest of the world shocked. Speaking of which: a 62 year old, who some Internet commenters have called an “average Australian…
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TikTok reveals best experience ever in a surfing life!?
Brb: just googling “how to become a surf instructor in les landes”
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TikTokification Of Big Wave Surfing Complete As Nic von Rupp Posts ‘POV: You Surfed The Biggest Wave Of Your Life’ Video
Huge!
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Old Baldie Strikes Again! Kelly Slater Asks Innocent Question Of Nic von Rupp, Queries If He’s “Paddling?”
Subtle challenge or genuine question?
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Man sucked into new subterranean dimension after Dee Why point rock off goes horribly wrong!
“Off to the underworld. Godspeed my friend.”
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Opinion: Locals are always c**ts at places that are piss easy to surf
Today’s random brain wave
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Epic photo shows what Lennox Head used to look like in 1972
How good’s pining for the days you were never alive to see!?
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Revealed: the real difference between out positioning someone (and snaking them)
By James Booth If you’re better than them, it’s called out positioning. If they’re better than you, you’re a snake. Also: if it’s a pointbreak you’re probably a snake, and if it’s a beach-y, you can consider yourself a positional savant (and ride your luck). Also also: if you’re not a local you’ll definitely be…
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Blow ins deface sacred Wollongong surf spot with sign reading: ‘Local surfers are c**ts’
“Anti-authoritarian, casual, carefree, yet racist, sexist, and hyper conservative at the same time.”
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